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Satan's Asshole

OH MY FUCKING GOD -

I AM NOT KIDDING, IT IS HOTTER THAN SATAN'S ASSHOLE!!

I went out today to get the mail, and I thought my pail Irish flesh was going to melt off.

My thermostat is reading 83 degrees in the hall. That is wrong.

Today was laundry day, which made it even worse. Having the dryer going was unbearable.

Although, folding laundry in my underwear was kinda fun. Seriously, I need to live alone so I can be naked more often. It's too hot for clothes.

Fuck, I'm going to die. I'm going to gorge myself on mango sorbet...or perhaps RUB IT ALL OVER MYSELF. Damn. Why did I move back home?

9:04 p.m. - 2005-06-21

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