fumblinglust's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Retard Moment I had a serious retard moment today at work. I was cleaning the fingerprints off a platter, which is a long, glass rectangle. I was holding it up to the light with one hand, and cleaning it with the other, and for some reason, my cleaning hand slipped, and I smacked myself in the face with the platter. And Jeses Christ, it fucking hurt. I hit myself directly in the nose. Seriously. I have my moments. Luckily, no one saw it. After the initial shock of having hit myself in the face, it was hilarious. I am special. 5:38 p.m. - 2005-06-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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