fumblinglust's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ruthlessly Hit On x 5 Monday August 26, 1:00 pm - Short walk from my apartment to Westlake Center - Approx. 20 minutes both ways - Total number of pick up line, etc hurled at me: 5 Event 1 - Who: Unattractive fat man, Caucasian Where: Outside Pottery Barn at Pacific Place What: �Hey, how you doin�? Looking good today! (Insert grotesque male grunting here)� Event 2 - Who: African American homeless man Where: Outside Nordstroms What: �Hey baby, why don�t you let me buy you a cup of coffee. You smell nice!!� Event 3 - Who: Sweaty obese bellhop, Caucasian Where: Outside the Warwick Hotel What: �Hey, miss, wanna give me a hand with these bags? We could go up to an empty room. (Insert wink here)� Event 4 - Who: 3 Asian men in a red late 80�s model Honda Where: On the corner of 4th Ave and Lenora St What: �HONK!!� Event 5 - Who: Cute scruffy emo boy Where: Corner of 4th Ave and Battery St What: Him: �(Noticing Barnes and Nobles bag) What�d you get?� Me: �Uh, the new Margaret Atwood book� Him: �I liked �The Handmaid�s Tale�. It was so intense� Me: �Yeah, It was� Him: �Going to Bumbershoot this weekend?� Me: �Yeah, I�m going on Sunday.� Him: �Really, me too. Maybe we�ll bump into each other then� (Light changes) Him: �I�ll see you around (Insert cute smile here)� Alright, so the last one wasn�t so bad, but it counts none the less. New Coldplay album out tomorrow! Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!! 11:19 p.m. - 2002-08-26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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