fumblinglust's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crazy Amish I kinda wish I lived back east today. That blackout looks like a lot of fun. Imagine the possibilties. Here, I will list a few. 1 - Cut-throat game of Uno 2 - Roasting marshmellows over a single candle 3 - Wow, this is harder than I thought 4 - Naughty TWISTER! 5 - Drain the liquer cabinet 6 - Organize your closet (you know you keep putting it off) 7 - Learn to knit 8 - Wonder how the Amish do it 9 - The word "Amish" looks fucked up. You may use this time to look up the word "Amish" to ensure proper spelling. 10 - People are much more attrative in dim candlelight. Go knock some boots that you'll regret when the lights come back on. 11 - Make a list of people you've hooked up with. It's frightening. And usually hilarious to everyone else but you. 12 - Create exciting meals with the rotting food in your fridge. 13 - This is my last one. This was hard. I feel for the peeps without power. Okay, lucky #13: make use of all your battery opperated appliances. Facial hair trimmers, walkman, cameras, vibrators, etc. Use them all! Batteries rule. Oh my god! Conan is doing a blackout show! Awesome. 12:39 a.m. - 2003-08-14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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