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NOOOOOOO!!!

Please excuse me while I turn into a 13 year old girl, but...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Read if your heart can take it:

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Gwyneth May Beat Ben to the Altar

3/13/2003, VirginMega.com

According to popular modern rock radio station KROQ in Los Angeles, Coldplay's Chris Martin proposed to actress Gwyneth Paltrow (3/12). But the biggest surprise came when she actually she said, �yes!� Just two years ago, Martin's very British parents were proud to read in England's music press that their son was bragging about still being a virgin. Now he's marrying one of America's most sought-after sweethearts - an older woman no less. But things aren't all wine and roses with the engagement, evidently Martin isn't aware of the custom in this country that when you ask for your beloved's hand in marriage, you present her with a diamond ring that equals at least three months of your yearly salary - and for chart-topping, Grammy-winning Martin (after Coldplay's current runaway hit album, A Rush of Blood To The Head), that's quite a chunk of change. So, according to the radio news report, the bride-to-be, said they can't make it �official� until there's a ring. Iced or not, Paltrow has already been making plans including a decision as to who will give her away at the alter, since dad Bruce sadly passed away last year. The report named director Steven Spielberg. Also, Sting is said to be in charge of helping the bride plan an all-vegetarian meal for the couple's guests (which will most likely include Madonna) at an undisclosed location. Yet one big question remains � will Paltrow's former beau Ben Affleck, whose extended engagement to it-girl Jennifer Lopez has everyone wondering, be invited?

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It can't be!!! Not another one. Married Englishmen will be the death of me.

3:17 a.m. - 2003-03-14

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