fumblinglust's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cleavage Party I was feeling rather crappy this evening, so I riffled through my closet and slapped on the sluttiest outfit I owned, and let me tell you, it has to be the most uplifting feeling in the world. I am currently sitting at home, alone, on a Friday night, drinking Kool-aid Cosmos, with cleavage up to my neck, and I feel fine...la la la! Stupid corset is making it increasingly difficult to breathe though. The History channel is having another marathon of "Sex in the 20th Centuty". I looooove that show. If I had gone to a normal college, I would have majored in Human Sexuality. Then I would become a sex therapist. Damn, that would have rocked. I really want to open my own Bake Shop when I moved back home in December. And I even have a brilliant idea - RETRO DESSERTS! Hot damn, I am the coolest person alive. 1:43 a.m. - 2003-03-01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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