fumblinglust's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saddest Monkey Alive Gah, I am in love with a married Englishman. I am the saddest monkey alive. Seriously, he makes my croth all tingly. (Holy shit, did I just say that out loud?) I will seriously flog to death anyone who uses that last phrase out of context! Anyway, we talked for like 2 seconds tonight, and then I oogled him for the rest of the night. It is official - I AM THE SADDEST MONKEY ALIVE. Or maybe I'm just terribly horny... Denists are fucking evil. I had a cleaning today (Ooo! I feel so clean), but the hygenist made my tongue bleed. Gums, I understand the bleeding there, but my tongue! What the bloody hell?! She had to have been trying to injure me more than humanly possibe. Filthy wench! 12:40 a.m. - 2002-11-11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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